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The effects of Stupidol® are well documented. After taking Stupidol® you can expect:
  • Lowering of cognitive levels and mentation
  • General slowdown of cerebral function
  • Fascination with soap operas
  • Increased tendency to vote Republican
  • Marked lack of reasoning ability
The effects of Stupidol® will start within 24 hours of the first does and will persist even after medication is discontinued. Stupidol® promotes permanent changes in the brain's structure, making it an extremely effective treatment for most types of hyper-intelligence disorders. High-functioning adults will notice effects more rapidly than others as brain activity becomes suppressed.


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