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Instead of merely treating symptoms, Stupidol® works by directly inhibiting the source of the
problem (your IQ) at its root- the center of all neuronal activity, also known as the brainstem.
By blocking nerve impulses as they make their way up and down the brainstem, Stupidol® can
effectively suppress the majority of all cerebral activity as needed (consult your healthcare
provider for dosage recommendations).
For those already cognitively impaired, a standard dose of 70mg will usually suffice. This dosage
is often recommended for Republicans, fundamentalists, and sanitation workers.
For the overly-intelligent (teachers and high-functioning clerical workers) 120mg to 150mg dosages
are recommended.
Excessively burdeded patients such as rocket scientists, physists, and philosophers may require
dosages of 250mg or more for effective cognitive containment.
Pregnant women may take preemptive doses of Stupidol® to proactively treat a fetus while still in
the womb. Stupidol® can be taken safely right up until the moment of delivery, and then added to
infant formula for continued treatment.
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